So it begins! My quest to become a crochet master is on. My dear mother surprised me with book “The Happy Hooker” Stitch and Bitch Crochet and a few logs of yarn. Is that what they’re called, logs? Anyway, so far this book has just the right amount of humor and instruction. Unfortunately, my “scarf” is still on its way to looking like a mangled shoelace. Not sure what I’m doing wrong, but hopefully by the time I finish the book and we make our way to Iceland, I will be crocheting dog sweaters left and right. Oh! Or maybe even beer koozies! In case you’re wondering or not up to speed, this is what inspired the crochet chaos.